Man vs. Woman -- Comparisons

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a
little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try
to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10.There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage and after marriage.